![]() 05/20/2019 at 14:31 • Filed to: shitposting | ![]() | ![]() |
Guess the state... you know what? Fuck it. You know what state this was.
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yeah fuck arkansas...wait what?
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Florida: [ does anything]
Louisiana: Wow look at Florida and all the stuff that only happens there and definitely not here
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Alaska. Gotta be Alaska.
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Alligator sex toy?
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jimhalpertblinds.jpg
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Possibly more of an inflatable mom. Which might be a worse concept.
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I wish Alaskators were a thing.
Just when you thought it was safe to go in the water...
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Both?
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Vinyl Oedipus Alligator sounds like a great album name.
05/20/2019 at 14:52 |
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Meanwhile over the weekend cops caught an gator across the river from Downtown Pittsburgh.
Granted it was almost certainly someone’s pet that had been released when it got too big, but still.
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I am probably wrong but I have the distinct impression that the animal atop t h e g r e e n f l o a t i n g d e v i c e is actually stuffed. I mean, dead.
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That sounds like a SyFy C hannel movie.
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Yo dawg...
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Nope:
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Wow.
Well, I thought the tail looked rather stiff, a bit unnaturally so.
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“Uh, actually, I’m riding an inflatable crocodile.”
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Yo dog...
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Between being attacked by a gator or attacked by king crabs... both seem very unpleasant.